Ella that girl is just...wow, "WHAT THE EFF?! I could've killed myself and you're giving me lame pick-up lines!" But Ryder is a OMG wet in your panties kind of guy, "ditch the effwad and meet me back here when I get off at eight." He's very considerate, "sorry sunshine, but when I have my way with you, and I will, there'll be no alcohol involved. I want you to remember and savor every effin' moment, 'cause it'll be the best damn time of your life. I can guarantee that." He also lays his s*** down straight, "well, bein' as hot as you are with how sexy you dress, I'm thinkin' the boys are gonna be sportin' wood all day. Not gonna be too much learnin' goin' on," he says. "Plus, ya know whaen they ask for a hall pass, they're goin' to the bathroom to jack themselves off." I'm telling you I'm on this whole new thing where my men need to be 'alphas' and boy was Ryder an 'alpha'!
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