Cheater by Rachel Van Dyken

 

Avery really doesn't take Lucas's crap, "he grinned harder. “But Saturday just quit, so—” I slapped him so hard across his right cheek that I’m lucky one of my fingers didn’t fly right off and land in someone’s wineglass. “The hell!” he swore loudly, violently, and almost teetered back against one of the expensive bottles of wine." Lucas is obviously very protective of his sperm, “lazy?” I shoved the phone in my pocket. “My sperm are ANYTHING but lazy, alright? Hell , you’d be LUCKY to have them floating down your river!” There are times Lucas needs to placate his woman, “whoa.” He held up his hands and backed away slowly. “Yes, whatever you say. Look, I’ll call him, order you some lunch , make sure to draw you a bubble bath back at home, and let you have remote time.” I loved this book, and I can't wait for Thatch's book.