Thursday, November 17, 2016
The Perils of Paulie by Katie Macalister
Paulie and Dixon are quite the entertaining couple:
“I apologize,” he said quickly. “I just wanted to make sure that if you were having a burning sensation in those spots, you received medical treatment—”
“I do not,” I said loudly, breathing heavily through my nose, “have anything in my crotch but a desire for your crotch to come visiting, although I have to admit that at this moment my crotch is having second thoughts.”
He pulled me up so that his p**** slid along my sensitive, STD-free parts. “What can I do to make your crotch forgive me?”
I loved this book, Paulie and Dixon were really entertaining add in Paulie's dad and it's a complete comedy.