Friday, April 24, 2015
Pucked by Helena Hunting
There is so much love between brother and sister, nothing is off limits with these two, "what do you want, douche-wh***? Haven’t you ruined my night enough by interrupting my mouth effing session with your effhot teammate? Now you have to disturb my masturbation session, too?" Violet likes to compliment her man, "This is like a porno d***. I realize it’s not like a foot long or anything, thank Christ. The girth alone is staggering. There’s no way . . .” Have I been deprived of oxygen?" Alex has sense to make sure his bottom half is covered when answering the door, "he smacks my bare a**. “You’re cute.” He nabs his boxers from the floor and tugs them up his legs. There’s no hiding his semi. He reaches inside and does some rearranging as he saunters out of the room." Sometimes Violet and Alex's naughty time is just hilarious, "I slide his pants over his hips. His c*** pops out, nearly smacking me in the face. I bob and weave to avoid getting poked in the eye by his swinging d**k." The conversations they have:
"My c*** in no way resembles a fuzzy, make-believe elephant.” I take care of my s***.
“It’s uncut, so it’s a snuffie , and it’s like a mythological creature, being so monstrous and all.”
“You’re not nicknaming my d*** Snuffie, just so we’re—” I yank her shirt over her head
I loved this book and I can't wait for the other team mates to get their stories.