Perfect Opposite by Zoya Tessi

Alex he can be rude, "close your mouth, you'll catch flies," he instructed, and just like that I snapped out of the trance I'd fallen into." He's a looker, "Alex was standing by the open fridge, leaning on the door with one hand while holding a carton of milk in the other. And he was wearing just his sweat pants. I found myself staring in astonishment at the web of interwoven black tattoos covering the entire surface of his chest." He gets mad at the dumbest things, "but I counted on you knowing the basics, at least. I didn't expect you to be totally incapable. How's that even possible, anyway? You're a girl, for cryin' out loud!" But yet he can be caring and loving, "now you can get up." he whispered in my ear and slapped me gently on the butt before sitting up straight."