From start to finish this was such a joy to read, I loved David at first he kinda pi**ed me off but he grew on me, "I didn't realize you'd had that much to drink. I mean, I knew you had a bit, but... s***. Seriously? You don't remember us going on the gondolas at The Venetian?" I mean I would be upset if someone didn't remember the night before especially if a big event had occurred, but did he really have to go all a**holey? "still wanna get some, huh? You should have said something, I'd be more than happy to oblige," he said with a false smile. "And hey, you're not even s***-faced tonight. Chances are you'd remember." Evelyn doesn't hold things back well sometimes, but she's not one to not saying anything on how she's feeling, "look, you've been really sweet since you stepped through that door. Well, apart from telling Mal about me puking on you. That was unnecessary. But in the preceding twenty-four hours you dumped me alone in a room, went off with a groupie, accused me of trying to get it on with your brother and sicced your posse of lawyers onto me." David is a spooning type of guy ladies, make sure to keep that in mind, "bad luck. I'm tired and I wanna spoon. With you. And the way I figure it, you owe me. So we're spooning." And ladies this one cares about your menstrual cycle can't have it any better than that, "I care about your periods, Ev. Honest to eff I do." I hope Kylie writes Mal's story next.
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