So we all knew Xander was gonna be badass but we didn't know how much badass he'll be! Okay so let's get down to business Xander is a crude MOFO, "Wanna f*** a celebrity?" Hot right? Obviously subtlety isn't his strong point, and I mean really it's not his strong point, "You're not supposed to ask me questions. I can ask whatever I want in my f***ing house." Yea I know my panties well... you get the point (winks) It's good to see that Jonny hasn't changed much still an a**hole, "I hate those f***ers," Jonny muttered. "You on board, or am I eating you for dinner?" Xander he's just... crude (not complaining because on him that's dam sexy) "That's your impression of me? Warm and intimate? Like Santa Clause or some shit?" I mean the boy does have a woman in his bed like EVERY night and no it's never the same one so of course he'll be thinking with his p**is a lot I mean not that I can blame him with looks like his and all, "I can't read your mind, and you're the only woman who has been in my bedroom who I haven't f***ed. It makes sense to me." Also he's an ass man ladies which mean if ya'll have nice asses just throw yourselves at him (winks again) "You've got a nice ass," Xander said. "Real women have something back there to grab." Jessie that girl oh bless her heart isn't like the sex-crazed women he's used to she actually has a mind of her own, "You bit me, Xander! I don't want that moment immortalized, the only thing the world ever knows about me, that some sadistic man-whore with rabies bit me on the beach." I'd say these two make a perfect couple, anyone else agree with me? Honestly out of the 'Gods' series this one is my favorite that Lizzy has written to date.
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