Ready To Fall by Daisy Prescott

There are many types of first introductions to one's neighbor, naughty, sad, funny and unique and the one between John and Diane happened to be a unique and funny one: 

                            "Cheesy rice and Joseph!" She shouted and turned to face me, clutching her hand to her chest. "Who the eff are you?" 

                            Leaning over, I swung the lever to open the flue on the chimney stack. "I'm the neighbor. Who the eff are you? Cause I know this isn't your house." 

Maggie she has the best advice for John when it comes to Diane, "you're sweet. I knew there was a reason I liked you. Be friendly. Bring her fish. Chop some wood for her. Take off your shirt and give her a show while you do it. She might be anti-love, but no woman is anti-eyecandy." John he's all for flirting when Diane initiates it, "oh, John." She lightly patted my cheek. "There's so much about me you don't know." The woman flirted with me. The gray sweater was gone and so was he shy sadness. If she wanted to flirt, we'd flirt. I lightly swatted her a** leaned down so I wouldn't be heard by anyone but her. "I'd like to know all about you." Sometimes a girl has to do what she has to do to bring her guy at attention, "we ate in silence...silence broken by her random moans, which I felt in my co**. Morning wood was no excuse. Not after waking up her mouth blazing a trail down my chest and her hand bringing me to full alert." Diane also has to bring John's attention to the task at hand, "you going to stand there staring at my a**, or are we having sex up against a tree?" I loved how if his girl was hurting John will make sure that Diane is always comfortable, "sorry." I hated seeing her in pain. "Can I get you anything? Are you on good drugs?" Diane isn't the only one who has to clue the other in on something, "one thing you should know about men, is even if we're in a fight or sick or injured, we'll still want to have sex." Her answer was a roll of her eyes. "It's true. Want me to prove it?" I stroked my bottom lip with my thumb." I can't wait to see what character comes next in this series.