Damn, this book was so hilarious, and I couldn't put the book down, I read it in one sitting. Well I always read a book in one sitting. Ben that boy is all sorts of horny when Mazie wears certain things, "she wore ragged cut off jeans and a sleeveless pink shirt was clutching a big bunch of radishes. She was barefoot, and even across the room Ben could see her nipples through the fabric of her shirt. No bra! The message shot straight from his brain to his gonads." Ben is learning a few things about Mazie while in her hometown, "because you never said you wanted to. Okay, so you want to dance, I'll take you dancing." Being around Mazie brings out a lot of dirty thoughts in Ben, "her skirt hiked up and he wondered whether she was wearing panties underneath. He was becoming aroused. Very aroused, very hard, and very damn frustrated because it had been a long time since he'd made love to this woman." Ben has to come up with appropriate responses to embarrassing moments when Mazie's nephews are around.
ihh...Aunt Mazie had a mosquito bite where she couldn't reach," Ben said. "I was helping her scratch the itch." When these two are angry at each other they sure know how to give nastiness but don't know how to take it, "really? I'm not the one who just zipped his shirttail into his fly." All Ben really wants is a little loving, "mmm,"Ben moaned. "That feels fabulous. I think I got some nettles in my groin area. Yeah, I'm pretty sure my groan is nettled, Mazie, could you-" I really loved this book.
ihh...Aunt Mazie had a mosquito bite where she couldn't reach," Ben said. "I was helping her scratch the itch." When these two are angry at each other they sure know how to give nastiness but don't know how to take it, "really? I'm not the one who just zipped his shirttail into his fly." All Ben really wants is a little loving, "mmm,"Ben moaned. "That feels fabulous. I think I got some nettles in my groin area. Yeah, I'm pretty sure my groan is nettled, Mazie, could you-" I really loved this book.
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