Monday, September 9, 2013

Cage by Harper Sloan


If I thought Axel was entertaining he had nothing in comparison to Cage, sweet Jesus I laughed so hard I almost pi**ed myself in some scenes. Cage is all 'alpha', "I need to go. You keep me effing posted. I don't mean every now and then either. I want to know every effing detail, you got that?" He's a good family man, just not when it includes vomit, and other bodily fluids, "nice douchebag. Your son decided to decorate me with his vomit today, so it's your turn. Love this boy, but I don't like smelling like your woman's tit milk." He gets frustrated at the most innocent questions, "do I need a effing inhaler? No, I do not need an inhaler. What I need is for you to please behave yourself in public. You can't say s*** like that and not have me wanting to rip your sexy as sin dress from your body. The next time you call me Sir, it better be when you are begging for me to let you come." Melissa she loves her nephew and will do nothing but protect him, but it's scenes like this that make you laugh really hard, "I think I hear little feet, baby. You might want  to get up and put some pants on. I'm thinking if Cohen gets one look at the size of your di**, we are going to have questions for days, not to mention those delicious decorations your rocking there." I can't wait for the next installment. 

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